BIG RED PRODUCTIONS
I specialize: Art, Songwriting,
Editing anything with words and pictures, etc., Healing [REIKI, Back Massages,
Metaphysical Healing], Graphic Design, Menial Jobs, Adult Story Writing, HELP =
PRICELESS, Online Web Design, Consultant Work [if I'm not able to help you I
won't give you any advice: 20 to get started. I usually charge 200/hr], Escort
Services, Et. AL My prices all depend on what you would like me to do with
YOU...I'm OPEN to suggestion
Stay here for 10 minutes or more and make a purchase today and I'll reward you with a BONUS: thanks so
much: ashleylenartson@gmail.com e-mail me when you finish making that purchase today!!! Namaste Send me an e-mail anyways & I'll send you a BONUS thru e-mail only!!!
With each Pop Song you do buy I'm going to give you a FREE Pop Song...just e-mail me and I'm going to send it to you through my superfast connection...NAMASTE! MY E-Mail Address Just 4U!!!
much: ashleylenartson@gmail.com e-mail me when you finish making that purchase today!!! Namaste Send me an e-mail anyways & I'll send you a BONUS thru e-mail only!!!
Scroll to closer to the bottom of the page to check out & listen to my Pop Songs I've already had produced through the years. I'm looking for a Distribution Deal, Music Agent, Music Publisher & Producer to produce me. Thanks so much!
Halloween is every day of the year for Maverick
Ashley Lenartson: mail 12.60 money order/bank check/cashiers check/all rubber
checks get thrown in the circular file. Specify Size Needed: 100% Cotton Short
Sleeved Shirt w/ image printed in the shirt: Go Now: Make that order today:
Happy Halloween 20/20...
Mail 4.99 to Maverick Ashley Lenartson, Ph. D Funology 198 Sherwood St 3 Portland ME. 04103 207.809.9461 Do IT today: give this to your children to encourage them to be great children...
This is a sublimation shirt: brightly colored inks on a white polyester shirt printed all over the shirt. They're 43.60 ea: Mail a money order or bank check to: Maverick Ashley Lenartson 198 Sherwood St 3 Portland, Maine 04103 207-809-9461
Here are the links to all my Projects that I've successfully finished in 2018:
This is a sublimation shirt that is printed with acrylic inks that are heatset on a 100% polyester shirt. Very durable. They're much brighter when printed on Polyester. Mail your money order or check today in the amount of 43.60 (FREE S&H): Maverick Ashley Lenartson 198 Sherwood St 3 Portland Maine 04103 207-809-9461 for questions or My E-Mail Address Today
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Praise Be, Praise Thou - click here to make that purchase today...
this shirt is only available on a red long-sleeved sweatshirt or a red crew neck shirt...inquire for details when you are not able to order...
Happy Endings Art UnLtd: who doesn't like a Happy Ending???
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BIG RED ART PRODUCTIONS
- All of these pictures/photos/drawings/paintings are available FOR SALE: PLEASE CALL MY DIRECT LINE: 207-450-3140 to make an appointment today to come and visit my Gallery @ 198 Sherwood Street #3 Portland, Maine [Google Map ME or GPS ME to find me] You can add my 'Famous Art' to your Art Collection: Happy Holidays & Merry Christmas: these make excellent Christmas Presents: 207-450-3140 CLAIM YOUR 50 DOLLAR BONUS FOR MAKING THAT PURCHASE TODAY! PRICES START @ 150.00 each w/ a FREE 'Blue Lobstah' shirt given as a gift to YOU! NO CHECKS: CASH ONLY: 30% DISCOUNT FOR PAYMENT IN CASH!!!
MUSIC FANS: SCROLL TO THE MIDDLE OR THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE TO LISTEN TO MY POP SONGS & PURCHASE THEM FOR ONLY .99 EACH...LET ME KNOW WHICH ONES YOU REALLY LIKED. THANK YOU
Send me your e-mail w/ your name, address, telephone number & age to win a FREE Gift Package this month!!!
Would you like to make $500 in cash or 50 in cash just for shopping ???
Dirty Girls & Bad Boys-Lindesey Reightley (CLICK TO LISTEN TO POP/RAP SONG - Then DONATE)
Here's the song 'Dirty Girls & Bad Boys - Lindsey Reightley' DOWNLOAD CLICK HERE TO REDEEM AFTER PURCHASE
Here's the song 'Dirty Girls & Bad Boys - Lindsey Reightley' DOWNLOAD CLICK HERE TO REDEEM AFTER PURCHASE
CLICK THIS LINK TO PURCHASE the Pop Gem Song 'Crazy - Dea Mederez' after listening to the pop song I made just for you...LISTEN to 'Crazy' HERE...thank you very much...I don't disappoint ever
With each Pop Song you do buy I'm going to give you a FREE Pop Song...just e-mail me and I'm going to send it to you through my superfast connection...NAMASTE! MY E-Mail Address Just 4U!!!
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If you see red when you read this site, this means that you're taking things too seriously and you need to calm down: Chillax' 'N 'Relax to the Max...if you are that upset then call somebody who cares, anybody and Have A Beautiful Day no matter what happens...I'm counting on you to have FUN FUN FUN because you landed here TODAY!!!
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MAKE A DONATION TODAY! I'LL BE SURE TO SEND YOU COPIES OF THE POP SONGS YOU LIKE LISTENING TO THAT ARE PLAYED ALL ALL OVER THE WORLD on the Internet [I don't have a recording contract right now, this is why I'm asking for DONATIONS to start a Recording Company that requires alot of $$$ to run regularly...Thank You Very Much...Go Now, Show Me That You Care About Pop Music Like I Do...
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Got Questions: bbbillybigbe94@gmail.com
Available: Art, Comedy, Writing Adult Stories, Editing Anything w/ pix & words [Try Me], Healing [20.00 Consultation], Photography [Nude & Otherwise], What's your idea of a Happy Ending...do tell me as Happy Endings aren't always obvious to everybody...Happy Endings can be ANYTHING YOU DESIRE...
1% of the profits given to people who need therapy now
1% of the profits go to people who need supplies in school
1% of the sale of this shirt goes towards giving money to the local food bank here in Portland, Maine
Click the link above YOU so that you can purchase this funny sweatshirt as it's a conversation starter definitely...
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You can't beat our meat prices, but we'll surely beat yours...IF you want US to beat your meat prices then call us up and ask US to do that for you...Speak Up...Thank You very much...my name's Elvis...Elvis has left the building...
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Maverick Ashley Lenartsons RESUME
I specialize in the following applications with my life: Making Art, Writing, Research, writing & telling jokes, writing Adult Stories for Mature/Imature Adults, Editing Research Papers, Writing, Books, etc., Storytelling, Professional Songwriting, Healing REIKI/Massage/Tantric Healing/Alternative Healing/Metaphysical Healing that goes beyond the here and the now, Photography, Editing Anything Out, Consultation, Cooking Professionally...
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JOKES JOKES JOKES
How wonderful it was to grow up w/ Stevie Wonder in his house of Pop Music eating Wonderbread & having a wonderful
time practicing music w/ him all the time & then giving Stevie Wonderboy ____. So what he’s blond (blind) butt he only
has 2 of his senses left: touch & sound. He di’int deserve to become blond (blind) from
occlusions in his eyes but it happened because he was given too much oxygen as
a baby in the incubator. It happened to him & not me so
I’m much better off and I do appreciate, love & attend to myself as I have
most of my senses like Garth Brooks, I’m out riding fences gettin' off when I
want to…
I ate raunchy chicken for dinner the
other day at my friend Sarahs home. It sat in a plastic bag in the refrigerator & absorbed the rotting food in there. What did I really eat for
dinner??? Was it sukkulent, hot ‘n
steamy & creamy like hawt buns steaming hawt buns w/ lots of Wavy gravy. It was totally groovy baby! Totally Groovy!!! I loved eating the hawt chicken…it didn't make me sick...that much I can tell you so it wasn't going bad yet!!!
I’d love for your company to send me a new Quick Action Pump
as my lawyer told me to do this…he says the pump is defective and that by not
being able to pump up my Oscar Meyer Wiener regularly that I might pass out
when I don’t get enough blood in my wiener.
You know how it IS for some older guys who like to pound the pud on a
regular basis….excuse me for speaking so openly about myself as I’m a Cumedian
& I love making people laugh…it makes me happy to make you happy with my
off beat brand of humor…Please mail me a brand new pump.
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